fedoraphoria

the intense feeling of euphora while donning a fedora

I just drank my amuse booze while talking to some pleb, he had the gall to debate me on christianity. I just laughed, twirled my fedora and quoted dawkins. The guy had good Strong Eyebrow Game, but it was nothing, and soon i was triumphant and feeling my fedoraphoria at a debate well won.

by 555555555555555555555555555556 June 15, 2014

Fedorify

to paste a fedora into an image, therefor resulting in an image where the subject is wearing a fedora

"Let's fedorify dandy"

by Fedorify August 12, 2014

fedorify

to paste a fedora into an image, therefor resulting in an image where the subject is wearing a fedora

Let's fedorify Dandy boy

by Fedorify August 12, 2014

Fedorsloth

A dangerous creature that looks like an average human being, but underneath its skin hides a real fucking sloth. The danger of this monster lies in the fucking horrifying disappointment you experience waiting for the fucking eternity for the hoodie it promised to order. Once you accidentally deal with the Fedorsloth may cause an intense harm on your physical and mental states.

SIDE EFFECTS: tears, emotional instability, psychological damage, an enormous will to troll Fedorsloth
WEAPON AGAINST FEDORSLOTH MONSTER: can only be fought with memes.

Fedorsloth waiting is like waiting for a page to load: you think it will but at some point you realise its not going to...

by pimpasssista September 7, 2016

Fedorable

Being adorable in a fedora.

That kid is so fedorable!

by Lanniegirl February 5, 2018

fedora slut

someone who has an extreme usage of fedoras, such as Patrick Stump, the lead vocalist, guitarist, pianist and composer of the alternative rock/pop punk/pop rock band Fall Out Boy

Person at concert: "OMG Patrick is such a fedora slut. He wears one all the time."

by Starry Skies July 7, 2018

fedora

A popular hat, which is the ugliest hat possible for someone to wear. Cancerous edgelords with no taste only wear fedoras. Top hats are good looking, stylish and cool. Fedoras are truly, and completely, just ugly.

idiot: I'm gonna wear a fedora whenever I go out into the sunlight, and claim that they're stylish and cool online.

An actual human being with a sense of style: fedoras are ugly, dumb ass. Top Hats are stylish and cool.

person in public: Holy shit, what the fuck. That kid over there is wearing a fedora with his t-shirt. What an edgelord.

*tons of people continue to stare*

idiot: Oh my god, it's working. I'm suspicious and cool.

by ‍ February 18, 2019