fasurely

"Fasurely" is a term variation of the informal phrase "for sure", and the formal phrase "overly". Which is used to express agreement or certainty to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits. The term was originated by Mench Buttowski

Person 1: Man, work f*ckin beat ma ass today twin. Yo ahh tryna spark up real quick, before heading home?

Person 2: Fasurely twin

by menchbuttowski October 3, 2025

Homus Failus

The teacher in who's class you will fail. Regardless.

If you get back a test, and everyone got an F, even the straight A student, chanses are you are in the class of a Homus Failus

by Gezzell September 26, 2007

Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass

john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure

by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009

Pinez fais

The Internet term for Penis Face.

Bob: Dude your a Pinez Fais.

Joe: ...

by RockJumper January 16, 2011

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

by WorthlessFailure May 18, 2018