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Call of duty vanguard

Another bang average cod filled with corner camping pussys with no friends
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Call of Duty

Hey, do you wanna okay Call of Duty?
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Call of Duty

A dying game that gets boring after 20 minutes of playing it. Somehow makes you mature 10+ years in 5 minutes. Garbage ass game that garbage people play. This game is full of racist crackers who enjoy calling me nigge*. This game is enjoyable when you booted offline and get in a jackets game. The servers are amazing lagging out sometimes but overall 10/10 game.
Logan: Wanna play call of duty?
Andrew: fuck nah nigga I’m playing fortnite
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Carl of Duty

it was never actually called "Carl of Duty" the original title of the game, was Call of Duty. After numerous virgin years of playing Call of Duty, Carl Kinsey grew to love the game more and more in what his friends would describe as, an 'unhealthy romantic relationship'. The similarities found in the words Call and Carl were too uncanny thus creating the phrase Carl of Duty.
John "I fucked Carl's Bitch"
Tyler "Did he see nah."
John "nah that Chinese kid is playing Carl of Duty"
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Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
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Call of Duty

A once great video game series, but has fallen from grace due it being milked, a general decline in quality of the games, and internet hate bandwagons.
Person 1: Are you gonna buy BO4?
Person 2: Nah, I quit Call of Duty after Black Ops 3. It just isn't as much fun as it used to be.
by a guy who likes stuff February 21, 2019
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