doodle dog

doodle dogging is the process of "finishing" in her mouth and doing it while shes on her period and her blood turning a different color.

guy: you wanna have sex with me?
girl: idk man im on my period
guy: cmon it will be fun
girl: ok..
guy: ok im gonna doodle dog you
girl: moans
guy: you blood is turning orange

by doodle dog November 8, 2022

doodle bloop

basically ‘what a bunch of shit’ but cooler because it’s ’what a bunch of doodle bloop’.

one dude: look at that painting what a piece of shit.
the cooler dude: yeah literally what a bunch of doodle bloop

by The fucking Sparkles January 6, 2025

doodle

A piece of art generally regarded as "bad" or "simple" by the artist, but is considered a masterpiece by said artist's following and/or friends.

Artist: "This is just a quick doodle I made last night"
Fans: "What, doodle!? It's amazing!"

by anonymouse25565 September 28, 2018

Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

Doodle was in my ass

ITS STUCK FUCKING HELP ME AHHHHHH STEP BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!! STEP BRO WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT ;)

My doodle was in my ass hole and it’s not cumming out !!!

by Ooooo step bro July 12, 2020

doodle bag

A word used to describe a special kind of idiot

My boyfriend can be a real doodle bag

by Jackthejoker June 29, 2021

Doodle Special

A nickname for a dog groom frequently associated with golden dooodles and similar poodle mix breeds. It's a 1.5mm 10 clipper blade from head to toe haircut.

Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.

"Luna has come in for their quarterly groom! Looks like it's the doodle special as usual!"

by Meesecakes December 4, 2023