Olly the Aquaphobic Nigger Doodle
(noun)
A rare, majestic Black Golden Retriever crossed with a Poodle who, despite the breed's legendary water-loving genes, has decided that H₂O is literally hell on earth. Known for being outrageously friendly, absurdly cute, and aggressively anti-bath, Olly is the kind of dog who will sprint into a pile of mud with tail wagging but treat a kiddie pool like it's a portal to the underworld.
This lovable contradiction is adored and recognized worldwide (or at least in the Pacific Northwest) thanks to his handler KEVIN dont call me STEVE my ex is a bitch Budweiser man support wrecking crew the internationally semi-famous Sean Penn lookalike, also known as Triple O SCOOOT—legendary bro of the one and only Scott Cauliflower ear Meth.
Example:
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
Is it an ER or a GGA spelling. Depends on your civil war affiliiaftion I suppose. Regardless of your beliefs on petty words or hundred year old statues.. Recognize history and respect it or be forever repeating the Same old shit..
(noun)
A rare, majestic Black Golden Retriever crossed with a Poodle who, despite the breed's legendary water-loving genes, has decided that H₂O is literally hell on earth. Known for being outrageously friendly, absurdly cute, and aggressively anti-bath, Olly is the kind of dog who will sprint into a pile of mud with tail wagging but treat a kiddie pool like it's a portal to the underworld.
This lovable contradiction is adored and recognized worldwide (or at least in the Pacific Northwest) thanks to his handler KEVIN dont call me STEVE my ex is a bitch Budweiser man support wrecking crew the internationally semi-famous Sean Penn lookalike, also known as Triple O SCOOOT—legendary bro of the one and only Scott Cauliflower ear Meth.
Example:
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
Is it an ER or a GGA spelling. Depends on your civil war affiliiaftion I suppose. Regardless of your beliefs on petty words or hundred year old statues.. Recognize history and respect it or be forever repeating the Same old shit..
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
by Dimond D June 3, 2025
Get the NIGGER DOODLEmug. by realistically_honest August 24, 2017
Get the slinky doodlemug. Gregifer: ……and thats the story of why my wife left me.
Pineapple larry: *eye roll* nerpy shnerpy doodles..
Pineapple larry: *eye roll* nerpy shnerpy doodles..
by RattusAttackus April 6, 2024
Get the Nerpy shnerpy doodlesmug. Someone who is raggedy, a knock off, or just outright gutter butt.
SpongeBob being the original polished of standard Doodle Bob would be the opposite.
SpongeBob being the original polished of standard Doodle Bob would be the opposite.
by ROWDYRUFFBOY September 28, 2025
Get the Doodle Bobmug. A slightly transparent, viscous substance created and stored within the male scrotum and excreted during sexual intercourse.
by anonymous August 16, 2024
Get the doodle saucemug. A nickname for a dog groom frequently associated with golden dooodles and similar poodle mix breeds. It's a 1.5mm 10 clipper blade from head to toe haircut.
Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.
Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.
by Meesecakes December 4, 2023
Get the Doodle Specialmug. by definedreasoning March 26, 2024
Get the doodle flopmug.