ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Bang, ding, WOW!!!

When a smoking hot Asian bangs you so hard you forget where you are and even what day it is. You reached a higher level of existence and then finished by seeing stars.

Dude, guess what just happened to me? What? It was “bang, ding, WOW!!!” You mean some hot Asian just rode the shit out of you? Totally!!!

by Cockness Monster 5 March 1, 2021

🎵ding🎵

A text.

Just then I got a 🎵ding🎵 from my friend.

by Kyle'snameisMax April 22, 2021

Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

Old Man Ding

Old Man Ding is a paper-and-pencil game that has been widely circulated in mainland China since the 1980s. According to the jingle, the player draws an image of an old man by combining characters and graphics (including 丁”、“⚪”、“三”、“四”, etc.). There are various versions of the jingle due to different regions, and the first sentence of the game is mostly named after the nose drawn by "an old man Ding".

He looks like Old Man Ding

by antongjun April 27, 2023

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 28, 2021

ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022