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URBAN DICTIONARY

Online Dictionary , Written by ignorant people, with defenitions mostly used or made up that, fuck knows how they got them. Mostly Funny.
Mike -"Hey Jhonny I went to Urban Dictionary Online and found out that white people are known as "crackers".

Jhonny-"Damn, We are Crakers?"
by The Wiser One June 11, 2009
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An online slang dictionary where every word means (or has something to do with) a pussy.
1: What is the Scientific Method?
2: Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!
1: According to Urban Dictionary, the "Scientific Method" is the method in which a man eats pussy in a scientific way.
by RedBlade7 March 27, 2008
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Proof that you have lived a sheltered life.
Person 1: I have no idea what that means.
Person 2: <urban dictionary link>
Person 1: Get outta my house.
by Rabbi-Sockpuppet December 9, 2008
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary site where the assholes of the world may have their fucking 5 minutes of fame by stereotyping every fucking thing on this god damned planet not even thinking about how bad it might hurt someone.
this word doesnt need a fucking example you are on the damned site (urban dictionary), search for something you like and focus on the damned stereotyped definitions.
by Dead11 December 29, 2007
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The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017
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The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.
I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.
by alexrocks12 February 7, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A way for people to invent definitions, and new words. The butchery of the English language. A way for posers to look up stereotypes and then pose as other people. A way for kids to look up slang and repeat the slang they look up to act cool. A way for people to give different meanings to the words they use, in the hopes that it will catch on and become the norm. A website dedicated to listing people's opinions, and hate. A way for people to believe everything they read. The exact miss use of the word Dictionary.
fake kid: You are a chiv!
kid: What the fuck is a chiv?
fake kid: Someone like you!
kid: What?
fake kid: Haha lol you've never been on urban dictionary. Chiv emo hipster suicidal loser kid!
kid: Why are you talking like that? I don't even know how those go together?
fake kid: This is how I talk. Just deal with it poser wannabe loser!
kid: Wow I guess I need to start looking these made up words on the internet so I know what the fuck he was talking about.
by 246thPointlessDefinition January 3, 2010
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