Skip to main content

depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.
by toble December 22, 2021
mugGet the depression deskmug.

house depressed

man im tellin you im house depressed.
by bczar April 6, 2009
mugGet the house depressedmug.

Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022
mugGet the Shlappy Depressantsmug.

Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡
by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020
mugGet the Depression daymug.

Tropical Depression

The feeling you get when finishing a vacation in the islands and realizing you have to go back to work.
As soon as the elevator doors opened and I returned to the office, I began to feel the effects of a Tropical Depression.
by Dougadoo May 21, 2014
mugGet the Tropical Depressionmug.

Grindr Depression

When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?

Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
by ExGrindrUserrr February 23, 2022
mugGet the Grindr Depressionmug.

Depression trail

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.
Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019
mugGet the Depression trailmug.

Share this definition