sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl who has packed a fat lip of dip and slobbers on your shaft.

That bitch gave me a sloppy dallas and my schlong looked like a freshly cut lawn.

by DudeAss October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with the person that is giving the bj having a mouth full of chip dip.

Joe: my girl gave me a sloppy dallas
Mike: how was that
Joe: gross

by sfern October 15, 2020

Dallas Dipstick

when someone shits then gets penetrated in the ass without wiping

guy 1: what’d u guys do last night
freak: gave her a nice Dallas Dipstick

by fentgod69 August 21, 2024

Extra Dirty Dallas

An Extra Dirty Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip and barbecue sauce

Billybob: Damn Gator I can't believe Darlene gave you an Extra Dirty Dallas!!

Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for days

by The_gigolo_with_the_most_below October 27, 2020

Sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip or sauce

I got a good sloppy Dallas and my dick smelled like ranch for WEEKS it was so hot

by Batcoony October 15, 2020

dallas finest

To be the top dog in the city, yet be hated by the city.

I got pulled over by cops and got sent to jail wow they sure are Dallas finest

“He a rapper everyone likes to listen too but the city thinks his too wild for the younger crowd “. “oh he’s Dallas finest for sure”

by LITTEXAS February 10, 2019

Sloppy dallas

When someone gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Dude I just gave my girl this new thing last night called a sloppy Dallas

by Burgerbottomfeeder October 15, 2020