To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.
Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.
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They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
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Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
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Get the Dakota mug.Dakota is like a fresh drop of rain. She’s smart, inspiring, kind, funny, and tenacious. She usually wears clothes that hide her body. She can be insecure, but she always snaps back. Her smile lights up a room. And you could get lost in her eyes forever. She can be feisty though so make sure you can handle and sarcasm and attitude.
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Person Two: “That’s Dakota..”
Person One: “She’s amazing”
Person Two: “I know..”
Person Two: “That’s Dakota..”
Person One: “She’s amazing”
Person Two: “I know..”
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