A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.
by colbertista137 November 10, 2006
Get the Colbert's Disease mug.The natural, phenotypic expression of a pathogenic cellular alteration--caused by complex social, political, economic, and environmental processes.
Although the disease cancer did not begin with the industrial revolution, it is now a major component of it because one of the most profound consequences of the event was an increase in average life expectancy particularly for those of us who live in the so-called industrialized world. Cancer needs time to develop. Another consequence, of course, has been an increase in environmental toxins as a result of our economic activity. Cancer is stimulated, biochemically, by carcinogens like those found in pesticides.
by aaaranda420 October 6, 2012
Get the disease mug.defines any physical condition defined or otherwise including deformities,motor impairments,ugliness,retardation,being fat,mental, idiotic, overly gay,shitheaded,fucknutted too short, too tall, dildonic, smelling like pancakes,has skin flippies,overly large forehead (aka fivehead),double chinned,fat necked, having one giant ball,smells buttery,having open sores on weiner,spastic,limpy,tourettes syndrome,dog barking,dirty cooch,booger eating,cum guzzling,eats too many eggs,anal insertion,growth,squidgee butt cheeks.also covers people who have drowned to death.
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Get the poopie doopie disease mug.Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.
by Evil Tim September 20, 2003
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which basically means that you shag a bunch of dead people and fall asleep straight away in a public place.
which basically means that you shag a bunch of dead people and fall asleep straight away in a public place.
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Get the Worst Disease mug.A horrible disease that makes girls ( sometimes gays) among the ages 13-17 become inlove with unicorns. some signs of unicorn disease may be buying unicorn toys, stuffed unicorns, neighing, and wearing lots of glitter. Unicorn disease might also be referred to as Unicorn syndrome.
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Get the Unicorn disease mug.a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.
Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.
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