cowking

the greesiest laziest and most retarded of all cowmen

speaker 1: look at that guy he's such a cowman
speaker 2: he's not a cowman he's the cowking!!!

by dombl December 16, 2010

crockadillapigamooseasaurus

One seriously ugly woman

'Oh my god look at the state of that'

'Yeah she's a real crockadillapigamooseasaurus !!'

by hobbo666 August 21, 2011

Croakie

Croakie (v): To Croakie

The act of wearing croakies.

"Caitlin totally croakied it up yesterday at the beach!"

by Dumbkid July 8, 2012

Croaker Slam

When four croakers are caught in one calendar day by a single fisherman. These 4 croakers included are White Seabass, Spotfin Croaker, Corbina, & Yellowfin Croaker.

Brian couldn't believe his eyes when he pulled in a white seabass from the surf. He had completed the croaker slam - the first surf fisherman ever to do so!

by btsponge May 25, 2015

Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.

M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.

by Sprog July 12, 2015

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

crock rot

When a persons private area goes unwashed for days it results in a foul odor

I.e. It's been cooking for awhile like in a crock pot

Today at work Shawn smelled like crock rot.

by Delicious dee November 9, 2015