Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025

The Crank

A spasm that attacks young men aged 12-18, those who “Crank” average around 5-10 cranks per 5 minutes.

“Look he’s cranking it”
“That was a aggressive crank”
“OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CRANK”

by NúzNation January 8, 2020

crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)

Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad

by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021

Crank

Cool

*does fire trick in park skiing/boardin*
Yo bro that trick was crank

*person has a cool tie*
Your tie is so crank!

by Iris and Jake March 3, 2021

Ball Cranking

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles

I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.

by 1956315649 September 25, 2014

Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Crank

Crank - Josh Winn & John Moore.

Josh Winn & John Moore cant play football to save their lives; they're such cranks.

by MullacNikson June 9, 2019