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Cowboy Farts

Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.
"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”
by BoeJundy November 3, 2020
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Cowboy Pancake

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.
“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”
by cowgirlnotinthesand October 29, 2023
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Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021
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Cowboy Thermometer

"Horse testicles in the newest RDR serve as a kind of cowboy thermometer"
by Kregritt October 25, 2018
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weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut
“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”
by NightMan420 February 26, 2021
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sweaty cowboy

A cocktail made up of rum, tequila, spoiled milk, and peanut butter "sweat" (the liquid layer created when peanut butter sits outside for too long)
Jim lost a bet and now he has to chug a sweaty cowboy
by LeakingAirCompressor December 16, 2017
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Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.
I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
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