by iamanthonydean June 17, 2020
Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
by Barry Assman August 05, 2022
When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
by Nature nerd January 05, 2021
Any person in the world that fights against the covid 19 virus. Can either be a person that has the covid virus and is fighting to get better from it's effects or a medical professional that fights to keep people alive that have the covid 19 virus.
My brother Jimmy is a covid avenger. He is a paramedic that helps people get medical treatment that have the covid 19 virus. He's a covid hero also and has saved countless lives.
by JoeyBomm January 27, 2022
noun
1) a person who is enjoying the current state of affairs and interested in perpetuating the pandemic and its resultant policies as long as possible.
2) an administrative level employee (typically in and education or health care setting) for whom the pandemic has been a reprieve from their dull existence and elevated them to a position of power.
1) a person who is enjoying the current state of affairs and interested in perpetuating the pandemic and its resultant policies as long as possible.
2) an administrative level employee (typically in and education or health care setting) for whom the pandemic has been a reprieve from their dull existence and elevated them to a position of power.
Working from home has made Dave a real COVID enthusiast, and he is sharing stories on social media about needing to mask and social distance until 2022 because the vaccine isn’t 100% effective.
by sayinitlikeitis December 13, 2020
"I just got diagnosed with covid-25, not sure why they had to stick something up my nose to find that out.
by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020
When bats are believed to be the vector of the coronavirus to humans, which was first detected in a Wuhan lab in China, until a cover-up was no longer possible as whistleblowers risked their lives to report the rising number of infected and dead people to the outside world.
Fake leaders around the world never fail to scapegoat Covid-🦇 to rationalize the high number of infections and deaths in their own countries rather than because of their ineptitude or poor leadership in containing the pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus September 25, 2020