cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

by Mcribbles May 31, 2022

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cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

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a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.

Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.

by fannie65432 March 15, 2017

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