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Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.
While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.
by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019
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Tennessee turtle turd clamper

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp
Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off
by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021
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toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.
My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.
by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022
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and then the whole class clapped

A phrase used to express disbelief in a story, typically about the storyteller standing up to injustices faced by the subject of the story.
Peroson: "There was one time where my gay friend was being harassed for being gay and I punched the douche bag in the face.

Other Person: And then the whole class clapped.
by Mynameistomsweeneyandihatetheg January 28, 2018
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you’re clapped

“You’re Clapped” is an insult in the UK, in Britain and London. This phrase means that you have slept with many people whether they be your own gender or not.
Me: oi bruv
You: what bruv
me: you’re clapped
you: *cries*
by shhiwasneverhere January 2, 2020
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charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.
Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.
by Boggler March 5, 2004
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Baggy Clopper

Baggy Clopper refers to a particulerly cavernesque and rampant fanny, usually reminicsent of a bucket or large set of saloon doors
Hey dude did you see that baggy clopper, you could fit a cat in there!

Vicki had to hide the bag of cocaine, fortunately she was able to store it in her baggy clopper. Nice save Vicki!
by ah'm rick james bitch! February 22, 2010
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