Act Of Cannings

Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.

"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"

by Babbsy Baby December 28, 2005

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009

skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.

Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"

by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011

ice cream coning

When one person licks around the upper thigh of another person as if they are licking an ice cream cone

Dude, I met a girl on Tinder last night who was into ice cream coning me.

by Salty Legs October 21, 2017

Brown Sausage Casing

When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.

Did you hear about John. He got hemorrhoids after using his brown sausage casing.

by Perphurdle October 31, 2020

Built like a Canine

A phrase used to describe a person who has a slim/skinny build accompanied by protruding collarbones akin to a dog.

"That guy Built like a Canine."
"Fax bro."

by OGJitmobile May 30, 2021

Courage Killed the Canine

A Spin on the popular saying "Curiosity killed the cat"

this saying had 3 meanings
but the base meaning is about peoples courage bravery or Confidence getting themself or others hurt

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏: being too courageous can be dangerous to your Health if Done recklessly
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟐: when people do brave things unqualified or unable to complete the requirements of the task their trying to complete they end up getting hurt and others hurt with their bravery
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟑: When people take a risk out of pure courage and confidence they won't get hurt and ending up getting hurt

He got hurt because he ran straight into the fire

ya know Courage Killed the Canine

by LexxDef February 13, 2022