Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

sweat coat

Clothing made of sweatshirt material with a zipper (referred to as a sweat jacket sometimes).

Can you grab my sweat coat?

by bellybean08 March 03, 2024

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 05, 2022

new coat

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!

New coat?

Hey, I like your new coat!

by tookypants February 09, 2010

Coat

The Best Critical Ops Player ever.

Coat is the best

by Zen Gaming April 18, 2020