Angry Butthole

An angry butthole is when a person has anal herpies and such or any other infection on their butthole. The anal cannal might be swollen, red, and torn. A usual 'Angry Butthole' patient is a male homosexual (aka a Butt Pirate).

"Yeah, that bro I met on the chat-line and went to meet up with, he had an Angry Butthole"

by TheMysteriousButthole69 December 26, 2009

butthole pleasures

Molestation upon someones butthole. Not in a literal sense, but kidna like saying pwn

Guy gets his face thoroughly asskicked
then someone watching is all like
"oh butthole pleasures"

by danny miller April 24, 2008

Ashnikko’s butthole

I suppose it’s really pretty and cute

I wanna stick it up Ashnikko’s butthole

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 12, 2020

Butter Butthole

A person who allows sex too easily.

Did you see Ashley last night?? She was hopping on every guy in the room!
Yeah ikr, she's such a butter butthole.

by |naijaslastwoe| March 30, 2015

Butthole Surfers

A group of homosexual butt-buddies who formed a punk rock band.

The Butthole Surfers want to know "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" It was probably the guy next door.

by hekifier March 28, 2009

butthole gravy

when you are in the act of sharting or shart and a stick fecal substance comes out

hey man, i was on the can and some butthole gravy came out

by Frankmeister August 28, 2008

Zeus's Butthole

Mentioned in the action movie The Rock. Apparently, something of great significance and importance; possibly that from which all of Creation is derived.

"...how in the name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE did you escape from your cell?!"

by maggie beauregarde September 11, 2008