Bryan rhoads

A strong MASCULINE ALPHA MALE, typically a conservative with testosterone just pounding through his veins. He has a soft spot for lasagna and that is his only known weakness. He was a huge cock and has crazy good thrust game. He can eat a pussy like a can of peaches.

Wow bryan rhoads has permission to eat my cheeks

by therealistmanoftheland January 23, 2019

Bryan humor

Very bad humor and is the shittiest humor on planet earth.

Dude that was bryan humor.

by Appletree327 March 17, 2024

Bryan Scott

When you're tongue-punching her asshole while she's wearing her favorite furry platypus costume.

She said that she was feeling adventurous, so I'm headed to her place to pull a Bryan Scott on her.

by Bakr mayField May 7, 2021

Bryan

The type of guy to get a girl pregnant and say it was an accident.

Bryan: It was an accident!!!

by EthanMarasinigang November 4, 2023

Bryan

A lightskin hispanic dude who tries to and usually fucks every girl or guy he meets. Bryan loves to constantly stare at people and have a creepy smile to go with it. He's fake, ignorant and very selfish; he only cares about/ does things for himself, his family, and his girlfriend but don't do shit for anyone else outside of that circle. He think his dick is gold, it's not; plus he loves to touch other guys in intimate sexual ways i.e. grabbing their sides, lower back, and butt. Pretends to be straight but is really gay or bi but too big of a coward to admit it, he calls other guys cute and kisses at them. Bryans will tell you that they love you but they just want to victimize you for their own sick selfish pleasure and then move on like they ain't did nothing wrong. Bryan have big ass hands that feel hot when they touch/grab you because he's perverse and won't respect your personal space. Bryans don’t care about your feelings and most have mental issues and will talk about you behind your back but won't own up to what he said when called out.

"Bryan touches me way too much and it makes me feel very uncomfortable! "
"Yeah he's creepy, I don't like him."

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Bryan

wokest mf on the block. smokes like a chimney & can pearl a blunt like no other. he is excellent at texting but flakier than frosted flakes when it comes to meet ups.

The meme god? Dont you mean, Bryan?

by emoexgf420 November 3, 2020

Bryan

Handsome brown haired and brown eyed. who is friends with Bruno's Diego's Giovany's and Cristian's

Pronouced bry an Bryan the brian

by heyhihellogoodmorninggoodnight January 9, 2020