Brandon

Someone with an incredibly small penis

Person 1: would you date brad?
Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.

by BigBoyGamer March 5, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is an okay person.... he’s a-bit of a wankerand a massive pervert he is in love with Brooke Busbyand Carmen Kassia

brandon: I love you Carmen

Carmen: no...

by rexoc1237281! April 20, 2020

Brandon

A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.

“Holy shit, ima bout to give her Brandon’s birthmark!”

by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

Brandon

Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉

Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon

by Branner64 January 9, 2018

Brandon

Ultra sweaty try hard who has no life. Also has Demascus on COD which means he has no life.

Oh man that guy was a total Brandon!

by Commander Abominable August 9, 2020

Brandon

A fucking retard who needs to watch his damn tone

Friend 1: yo you know that bitch Brandon?
Friend 2: yeah he needs to shut the fuck up

by Monkly24567 November 15, 2019

Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb

Fuck you Brandon!

by Miacat123 May 20, 2019