BMP

Bless my phone

can you Bmp (bless my phone ) like send me sum of u

by Kei2fye December 14, 2021

bmxgamer

A douchbag who sits around on his computer all day and skeets in his own mouth...

bmxgamer- moderator of newgrounds and Last.fm

by I ♥ Üñ¡çødè!?!?¡! January 8, 2009

BMW

Black Man's Wish

I wish I had a BMW

by Me(me) August 4, 2008

BML

Bless my life.
The polar opposite of FML.
Be happy!

"Thank God I have food, water, and shelter. BML" Bill said.

"Man this chipotle sure is good... BML" Mike exclaimed.

by Shri & Obi March 30, 2009

bmx

A skatepark sport that i might actually respect if the majority of riders didn't feel the need to talk shit about skateboarders or rollerbladers. Looks great and requires alot of skill, just like 'fruitbooting' or 'woodpushing' as many bmx riders like to call it.

skateboarder: wow thats the smoothest 540 i've ever seen

bmxer: get the fuck outta ma way woodpusher

skateboarder: Man, love the sport, hate the riders

by gfasgfkjashbfgklab April 16, 2009

BMG

1.) big mother-fucking gun
2.) a 1/2 inch wide (.50-cal) bullet full of whup-ass, dubbed "Browning Machine Gun" after the heavy machine gun it is used in (the M2HB). Barrett also has a full line of Sniper and hunting rifles that use the .50 BMG round. It has the capability to penetrate light armor and an entire engine block of a truck, completely immobilizing it from a fair amount of distance. Not to mention the fact that it would take off the limb of a human if shot placement is correct.

I need more .50 BMG rounds to take out those insurgents!

by Gagnatron June 3, 2005

b.m.

Short for bowel movement.
The act of dropping shit

Sorry, I need to have a b.m., where are the jakes?

by Sylvain August 1, 2004