crunchy blowjob

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019

obama blowjob

when obama blowjob

friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!

by frosty_rosiee March 26, 2021

anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.

This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.

Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.

by MarkusR February 27, 2009

Southern Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.

(At a redneck party)

Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.

by Junkyard Dogs October 3, 2012

finger-blowjob

Noun. A finger blowjob is where someone performs the act of a blowjob on one of their, or someone else's, finger(s).

Dude1: "Last night, during foreplay, Sarah sucked on my fingers."
Dude2: "dude that's a finger-blowjob"

by DatFingerBlower October 4, 2013

Quickie Blowjob

A blowjob done in less than five minuets, and before the man hits ejaculation. Not finishing either caused by a poorly done blowjob or an interruption. Still good for the guy, but may be disappointing.

Damn, it sucked that my girl didn't get to finish and had to give me a quickie blowjob

by jdgialejrfawerf January 2, 2011