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The Illinois Enema Bandit

Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.
by E to the C December 26, 2006
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bendies

Pinkies that are naturally bent/crooked that give you the ability to preform amazingly well on drums.
"Yo Rey has unusually brilliant skills on the drums.."
"Yeah brah, he's got bendies!"
by felinerobot September 20, 2009
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bending

Dancing by rotating your butt on someones pelvis.
I continued bending on my boyfriend while watching my mom cry.
by Jon_Hollister December 28, 2012
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BUKC Bandit

Demonstrating a high level of incompetence and banditry during BUKC races. BUKC Bandits are very annoying and usually knobheads who think they are Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button. They can not drive and usually end up causing multiple kart collisions resulting in shaken fists and wanker gestures.
That team from Huddersfield University are full of BUKC Bandits, it is like they have never driven a go-kart before either that or they have let a woman drive. This particularly applies to the one with the One Direction haircut.
by The BUKC Spy August 19, 2012
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bandicoot

1. One who is crafty and clever. Someone who can escape from messy situations by using his or her inteligence and skill with people.

2. any of various agile rat-like terrestrial marsupials of Australia and adjacent islands; insectivorous and herbivorous

3. A famous character from Naughty Dog's famous Crash Bandicoot series for Playstation.
1. The young boy realized he was going to arrive at class late, but, Matthew Lindsey, being the bandicoot that he is, slipped into his seat without anyone noticing.

2. Bandicoots are ocasionaly hunted for their skins and fur as well as for their meat.

3. Crash Bandicoot is one of Playstations all time bestselling games.

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Banana Bandit

This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.
Aww fuck, Banana Bandits stole m' sammich!
by Cayk September 20, 2010
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Cock Bandit

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006
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