i r da best

Something you say after you do something poorly or stupid.

Usually used on the internet.

Bob: I got an F on the test
Joe: I got an A
Bob: I r da best
Joe: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

by sexyawesome March 23, 2009

Beats Headphones

A pair of headphones that are insanely over priced and are usually worn by douche bags or kids with low self-esteem. The user tends to think they have lots of "Swag" and most of the time, the user likes boom-bastic hippety hop music.

John- "Hey, yea, see that kid over there?"
Mario- "Yea, hes wearing Beats Headphones, he must be a douche bag."

by Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee November 11, 2013

Beats by Dr. Dre

A crap pair of headphones. See Bose.

"I got some Beats by Dr. Dre headphones. Man do I regret this."

by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

Best Buds

Sometimes a family member you chose to be unbiologically related to. They are there to create bucketlists with for planning what you are going to do over the summer. The relationship between you two doesn't matter on how long you have known eachother or whether you were born in the same hospital at the same time. It consists of whether that person is willing to walk into your world when the whole dang world walks out. Friends are the ones who notice if you're sad and ask you why; then they'll give you a hug and walk away. But a BEST BUD is one that asks you why your upset and keep bugging you on the subject until you are all sun-shiny again:D They call eachother names, crash quineneras or wedding parties with eachother, and just sometimes talk about how growing up sucks butt!!! They think of solutions of how they are going to be together in the same high school classes, near eachothers colleges, and being neighbors when buying a house. They just want to be there to hug eachother and laugh at the randomest things in a life that is utterly boring.

WARNING!!! BEST BUDS, come and go. Sometimes you have to be ready for the heartbreak.

Alexis and I are best buds because she's weird and I'm weird and we complete eachothers weirdness!!! :9

by kwitchyabellyackin' June 23, 2012

Whats Best In Life?

To crush thine enemies
To see them driven before thee
And to hear the lamentation of their WOMEN!!(pronounced VEMEN)

Phi Sigma
Damn Right

Ask question to a Phi Sigma brother at Washington College "Whats Best In Life?" and they will scream the chant 2 you.

by Frito Bandito WAC May 8, 2008

my new best friend

Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.

Also, part of a childhood playground threat.

Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing parabolas could be so easy! This TI-83 is my new best friend!

Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!

That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!

You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.

by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005

incest is the best put your sister to the test

:) :) :) :) :) pie

:) :) :) :) :) bananas

by cheeseguy May 24, 2004