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The Breaking Bad method

The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.
Wow dude! I just pulled of the Breaking Bad method last Light! She was totally blown away!
by Joseph the smartass February 8, 2018
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chip breaking

Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap

Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
by The.Sniper July 1, 2018
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Pillsbury Baking Process

In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.

The steps are as follows:

Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.

Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.
Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.
by Not Jung God October 2, 2018
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Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
by YeetController October 7, 2018
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Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name
Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating
by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022
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Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.
I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”
by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021
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Tempo Beating

Term made by a idiot Lucio player named "FakeSwimmer" who thinks beating after winning a fight is a good thing
Bro I'm Tempo Beating we got 4 picks
by Anthony Goines July 6, 2022
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