AWESOME TIME

An abnormal infectious condition. Its name is derived from the common description of how the infected describe the kind of "time" they are having. Often reffered to as a "high." Very popular among younger adults and college students. Main symptoms are being very happy and horny. Also, the condition has been known to give hilarious and unforgetable memories which are permanently imprinted into the infected. The main cause of this condition is Ake. WARNING: Can be contracted sexually!
AKEhaul CAUSES AWESOME TIME!!
by Professor T. Bag April 17, 2009
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Awesome Sauce

A substance extremely similar to Crack.

The difference, however, is one is made as the result of unicorns firing magical lasers into the sun, which, in turn, refracts a fire-rainbow onto the moon, where it is then collected by space chinchillas, packaged in crystal jars made from orphan tears, and sent in a rocket back to Earth.

The other you just buy from your local Jimmy.
...Wait, wait, WHAT?

That's not even CLOSE to Awesome Sauce, biddy, WHAT WRONG WIT YOU?
by Lumennex August 28, 2011
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Superman Awesome

Believing something is more awesome than superman. Something that is totally fly...
Man that sweater is superman awesome.
by Unicorn Skittles February 11, 2017
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Awesome Dad

Often referred to as a living legend, pro golfer, and sometimes even as The Xbox Master. Many belive that an "Awesome Dad" is the most difficult thing to come by or find naturally.

Additional information - National "Awesome Dad" Day is typically held on July 7th by most families
Johnny: Did you hear that Jackson's dad is..... an "Awesome Dad"?

Tim: Woahhhhh!!!!!
by k00pDa July 1, 2023
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Awesome and Coo

A phrase to describe someone as amazing or interesting.
"Savvy, you're so awesome and coo."
by savinreverse July 7, 2020
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Awesome Pheonix

Awesome Pheonix or Broken Stone is a man of few words (or at least he used to be) he loves monty gator x freddy fazbear fanfictions and the bee movie.
by ToastyPog March 27, 2022
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dr. awesome

1) That once in a lifetime medical professional that understands without quality of life, quantity means nothing. 2) Dr. Awesome is willing to risk his professional career to care for his patients.

3) Dr. Awesome follows the Hippocratic Oath at all time and went into medicine because it is a calling - not a career.
4) Dr. Awesome is the top 0.5% Doctors, making him 1 out of 200, a proverbial unicorn in his field.

5) Dr. Awesome sacrifices his time and money to continue his education to improve the life of one patient.

6) Dr. Awesome puts people over profits.
My Hematologist is my Dr. Awesome! He used to get me special rooms in the hospital to make my stay easier and he'd even keep me company when I was alone.

Dr. Awesome stopped by to celebrate today because I'm in remission.

After Dr. Awesome missed (insert special occasion/holiday here) to treat me, he wrote off all my medical expenses so I don't have to worry about being sick. My only concern is getting well.
by SocialMediaPrincess March 21, 2020
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