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Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.
Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.
by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017
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jew juicer

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie
I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.
by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016
mugGet the jew juicermug.

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the jew treemug.

yung jew

A hot nigga who finesses shit. He also has a big dick. He is also a Jew gang gang
Yung Jew will take all your hoes
by Curious Boi November 14, 2017
mugGet the yung jewmug.

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.
John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!
by Seth Woods April 20, 2018
mugGet the Pocket Jewmug.

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat
Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !
by Major toasty May 30, 2018
mugGet the Jew saladmug.

spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo
stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game
by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013
mugGet the spartan jewmug.

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