2 Jews and a lie

The same concept as 2 truths and a lie but you name 2 celebrities that are Jews and 1 who isn't. It's a great game to play at parties.

"Lets play 2 Jews and a lie, I'll start. Mila Kunis, Terry Crews, and Adam Sandler."

by Doctor Goondis April 15, 2019

Hang on two seconds and a monkey

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.

‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’

by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020

and a half

Used at the end of o sentence, usually used when insulting someone. adds emphasis to the insult itself and makes it just that much worse.

1.) Man your a bitch and a half

2.) That party was lame and a half

3.) That girl is ugly and a half.

4.) your a tard and a half

by Dutin Miller March 10, 2008

A bitch and a half

When a girl or woman is being bitchier or back-stabbing more than usual.

"your a bitch and a half you are!!!"

"fuck you, you ass licking, pussy fucker, hore"

by Jade Ives December 12, 2006

H and A

H and A, or Handa means Honda Motor Corp. and their USDM owned company Acura. JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) "Acuras" are all labeled Hondas. This is common practice to avoid an American law restricting the amount of models a car manufacturer can release.

I swapped emblems on my Ac to H's when I got my JDM engine swapped in, GO H AND A!

by Ashent May 18, 2006

all that and a bag of chips

see all that
tha baddest

mj iz all that and a bag of chips

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

beacon-and-a-half

Someone who is acting incredibly stupid.

Why do you keep running around like an ass? You're such a beacon-and-a-half.

by cheesecrank May 16, 2006