Satan: 'Hey! Jesus! I found an awesome new MMORPG!'
Jesus: 'What is it?'
Satan: 'Gates of Andaron!'
Jesus: 'LOL total fail. Just a wow killer.'
Satan: 'Fuck.'
Jesus: 'What is it?'
Satan: 'Gates of Andaron!'
Jesus: 'LOL total fail. Just a wow killer.'
Satan: 'Fuck.'
by Thekingofbs September 14, 2009
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Ex. Person 1: (Gives a silent, blank stare at person 2 without any reason whatsoever, and doesn't convey any sort of message).
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
by Bill Butterfield July 27, 2020
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There is no way I could handle that chic I met at the bar last night, she was a hell of a fuck, but she is a straight gate.
by Mastergater June 4, 2018
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Person 1: we are finally in Leeds where should we go
Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre
Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that
Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre
Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that
by Mr Arson July 7, 2023
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