He has a tiny penis and loves to rape children and is a registered sex offender he loves to stick rhino dick in his mouth he always watches dog and furry porn he stinks like dick cheese and has a 10 pack of abs
by Poop toucher 780 January 2, 2020
Get the Dylan Evansmug. by Carrot crunchers October 23, 2019
Get the ryan evansmug. Alex: "hey, did that girl just get in a van with a guy she doesn't even know and drive off?"
James: "yeah"
Alex: "what a sadie evans"
James: "yeah"
Alex: "what a sadie evans"
by coolbeans123456789 May 31, 2010
Get the Sadie Evansmug. To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.
(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008
Get the Angry Evanmug. A phrase borrowed from russian, describing a guy who has had sex with another guy, then tries to take it back. Usually by being a dick to the person they had sex with.
by CorvidaeCorvus January 12, 2011
Get the Evan Lysacekmug. it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era
by Burninator831 October 15, 2009
Get the Evan the Leftmug. ye uh they got that emo sexy look and lowkey gorgeous eyes.
super miss understood, needs a friend update, scared of being alone but terrified of letting someone in.
someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.
If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are
super miss understood, needs a friend update, scared of being alone but terrified of letting someone in.
someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.
If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are
by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022
Get the Kyler Evansmug.