lying about your rage

Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.

Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?

Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.

Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?

Long Commuter: I'm not.

Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?

Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!

by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011

McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup

When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.

McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup

by LifeOfMacGyver June 10, 2016

bird game about boards

What you say when people are making a big deal about nothing.

“I don’t know why they got so fired up about what Hogwarts house they identify with - it’s just a bird game about boards”

by anonymous March 24, 2023

someone is about to get audited

What does it mean when someone is about get audited

What does it mean when someone says someone is about to get audited

by anonymous February 14, 2021

find your dick about it

To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.

I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.

by Hamwallets April 10, 2016

I'm about to go off

The phrase a basketball player says when they think their going to drop a lot of points in a game

Friend: "You guys got a game today?"
Basketball Player: "Yeah, I'm about to go off today."

by LitLitYah February 3, 2017

Talk to a man about a horse

Technically a saying you’re father would say when he goes to do something that is none of you’re business or he will when you ask his business

What are you doing dad can I come with, no son I’m going to talk to a man about a horse

by Novanityboy September 13, 2022