Squid

A young gentleman who can't make it to bowling, even tho he'd lose anyways

John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid

by Suchasquid January 22, 2016

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018

Squid

"Hello human" "hey, get down there"

"Stop skipping my voice lines"

"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"

"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"

"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"

Squid keeps killing me and he is annoying me

by EHAS_Iris June 3, 2022

Squid

A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms

There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.

Ex. "We ran through the bar last night and the whole squid was there."

by BeaverBruiser May 10, 2016

squid stick

Squid stick = A Squids Dick

Hey mate did ya see Skully over there?
Aye! He’s a squid stick!

by Zorlac337 March 6, 2022

Squid Taco

funny man

Me: "Hey squid"

Squid Taco: "hey man"

by pikcled January 20, 2023

squid

n. An individual who is god-like in agility and can accomplish feats of mobility like no one else.

"Yooooo FUCK that was insane, that man just vaulted over a six year old! That's a squid and a HALF."

by the.sqvid April 21, 2018