Squid

A fucking loser pussy ass bitch

Hey you squid, get your dick out of the toaster.

by A squid is a fucking pussy July 24, 2015

Squid

Scooter kid. A male or female who rides a scooter everywhere they go. Rain or shine.

Jenni 'Did you see those kids riding their scooters in the snow?,

Bria 'wow, what a bunch of squids.'

by Fukingbishwut October 3, 2015

Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.

Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Squid

A stick like character with grey hair who when they dance shakes there there tentacles like noones business

Damn look at him .. He dances like a squid!

by Mootster July 28, 2016

squid

a person who is a noob, sometimes conceited, lame, and weird

"she's such a squid"

"what a bunch of squids"

Example: Miranda Cosgrove and Kevin Jonas

by jxallen96 December 20, 2015

Squid

A young gentleman who can't make it to bowling, even tho he'd lose anyways

John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid

by Suchasquid January 22, 2016

dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina

Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration

by Neuroticqt March 21, 2016