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Simp

by Retro søciety August 3, 2020
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Simp

This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021
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Simp

Now it means being a simpleton who Stans for anything. Words evolve, deal with it.
"Radlibs sure went from Bernie or Bust to SIMPing for Biden real quick."
by danggoiaintgotallday October 30, 2020
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Simp

A man who does way too much for some one other than his wife.
Luke Altorfer is a simp for Madelyn Flanigan
by ajp3107 April 18, 2021
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Simp

The original reason that only real OGs know is Simp- Squirrels In My Pants.
Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
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Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp
by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020
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Simp

Jeffrey is the biggest simp. He’ll do anything just for some puss.
Did you see Jeffrey being a simp at the party last weekend? It was hard to watch
by Lauren Gaskins June 28, 2020
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