Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Eating Panda

Eating panda express.

Kamari went and got some panda express. I asked him what he’s doing, he simply replied, “eating panda”.

by smhxai January 11, 2021

Extreme Panda

Plays minecraft 24/7 also is the legend 21 and he has a cool ass hacer friend called prince. His hair looks like leaves from
a big ass tree. No seriously cut your hair and stop listening to Panda.

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Extreme Panda a Ssundee wANna be

by Mydiglet January 14, 2018

Panda-Cope

The graceful art of not getting over something, aggressively. Especially when the repercussions are specifically because of personal action.

This is an example of panda-cope: 2:46 PM Is there LITERALLY anything, any condition, EVER that you’d be willing to let me stay on condition of good behavior. And if not then I don’t see how that is fair or just, I notice you haven’t gotten banned despite numerous TOS violations, nor do I want you to. I’m just asking for one account. I’m sorry for calling you a racist and fascist and insulting your wife in the past, all I want is just one account. That’s it, and you can reban it at any time.

by Not_grumpy May 29, 2023

panda bub

A girl with a chubby or cute face that has black hair and is white.(Colors of a panda)

James:"Sophie is such a panda bub."

by #LovePanda's July 28, 2016

Panda Squad

What you get when you mix a Dutch, Canadian, and Irish girl.

Man, Nancy’s squad is so cool, I wish i had a panda squad.

by nancyfunkfit September 23, 2018

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019