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Xbox Kinect

“Xbox, Shut Off.” -The Stupid Xbox Kinect Users of 2012.
by Brolo McDolo April 14, 2025
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Xbox Fuckboy

a person who wants his friends Gamertag just so he can use their games and their gold membership because they're to lazy to pay for things on their own. (they also tend to give nothing in return and don't care whether or not the other person wants them on their account.)
Don't give him your gamertag, he's an Xbox Fuckboy who just wants your games.
by xboxknowitall October 13, 2016
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Xbox One

As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.

1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.

2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.

3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.

4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game

5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.

You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!
by wrocald September 6, 2019
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xbox crew

A dysfunctional group of people who are also retard's and useless to society they cannot play rainbow six siege
by Foodmcdonalldisnigger July 2, 2017
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Xbox

Xbox is another way of saying queer, or LGBTQ+.
Man I saw some weird Xbox porn, it was really gay.
by Xbox has gaymers June 19, 2019
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Xbox Controller

God damn im horny lemme play with my Xbox controller
by John Ayv January 22, 2023
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Xbox Focused

When someone loves Xbox so much that they don't have time for anything else.
Samuel! why don't you talk to me anymore? Go away Susannah! i'm too busy playing Xbox! God you are too Xbox Focused!
by Cardapoopfart February 2, 2024
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