When you publish a project that a lot of people worked very hard on you will typically want to celebrate. There are tons of bozos out there that have all kinds of allergies to different foods. But nobody on gods green earth has an allergy to watermelon.
This is where the go live watermelon comes in. If you want to celebrate without your peers going into anaphylactic shock then just pick up a go live watermelon.
This is where the go live watermelon comes in. If you want to celebrate without your peers going into anaphylactic shock then just pick up a go live watermelon.
Larry: Dude I really want to celebrate our project going live but I have all these damn allergies.
John: Bro no problem I can pick us up a go live watermelon.
Larry: But wait, does that like have gluten in it?
John: silence
John: Bro no problem I can pick us up a go live watermelon.
Larry: But wait, does that like have gluten in it?
John: silence
by DudeWheresMyWatermelon April 15, 2019

by No🖐️ June 5, 2021

super watermelon man is a super hero in LA. he will only save 1 person ever. Beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut butter.
Beyonce: You saved me from being thirsty again! Thank you!
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.
by Allison Gonzalesssssss April 26, 2014

A statement that describes a feeling of simultaneous happiness, giddiness, and surprise upon rediscovery of a forgotten person/item/feeling.
Shaun just added me on myspace, I felt watermelons!(Implying that the speaker had forgotten about Shaun).
by Xiaohao April 27, 2006

It's a watermelon upside down
by Miketheknight February 23, 2015

Generally a female, though occasionally a male, with vast amounts of grotesque acne covering the facial region
by will harris May 13, 2006
