The act of "Facebooking" before you climb out of bed.
A spin-off of "Wake and Bake" which is the act of "toking" up right after waking up.
A spin-off of "Wake and Bake" which is the act of "toking" up right after waking up.
Dave: "Why were you so late for work."
Zach: "Because I lost track of time wake and facing",
I always miss breakfast because I wake and face
Zach: "Because I lost track of time wake and facing",
I always miss breakfast because I wake and face
by xxSHANNONxx March 11, 2011
Get the Wake and Face mug.To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.
Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
by almoh June 14, 2011
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When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
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From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.
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