The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy
by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017
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The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.
I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.
by alexrocks12 February 08, 2009
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A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.
God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!
by The Jester of Madness! October 01, 2015
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A place where people show case the mental retardation they have been undergoing for the days it took them to finally be able to let it out to the world.
And a place where everyone goes ahead and reads it anyway, in an unsuccessful bid to find something meaningful and getting comic explanations every other time
Look for the meaning of meaning in urban dictionary and see what i mean
by squeakyAF June 16, 2015
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A website where you go to look up 'modern' definitions. However, most things have something to do with sex or drugs.
Dude, I just got a definition published at Urban Dictionary. Don't worry, it is mildly spicy ;)
by Swago1200 January 16, 2019
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Urban Dictionary is a fucking mug shop
by mega kid October 24, 2018
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1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class
Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.
by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015
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