The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy

by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017

urban dictionary

The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.

I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.

by alexrocks12 February 7, 2009

urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Urban Dictionary

The Website you're on right now :D

You are reading this example on Urban Dictionary.com

by GrandRapids Finnest July 29, 2011

Urban Dictionary

This website :D make random gibberish words

Urban dictionary rocks

by The awesome bored dude who typ November 6, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Previously defined as a site where it was rare to find a single definition that wasn't sexual or crude in some way

Currently a site where any definition that doesn't encourage guzzling the cum of a political member of the United States Democratic party will result in overwhelming downvotes

Person A: remember when Urban Dictionary wasn't inherently politica---

Person B: FUCK YOURSELF UP YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING RACIST ASSHOLE YOU PIECE OF GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I DRANK A MILLILITER OF BIDEN'S CUM THE OTHER DAY AND IT CURED MY CANCER!!!!

by nybris November 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A mug shop

Urban Dictionary is a fucking mug shop

by mega kid October 24, 2018