magical unicorn

a unicorn who is magical. it has wings and a horn. it has sparkley hair.
hey do u want to join the magical unicorn club?
YES!!! they are sooooo pretty!
by magicalUnicorn101 April 05, 2009
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Asphyxiate the Unicorn

Just another thing to call masturbation. I guess there are just never enough ways to say it.
Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.
by UrbanD1CKtionary February 01, 2011
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Unicorn moment

A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.
EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."

B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"

EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.

EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.

EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
by Mythicx June 29, 2011
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Team Unicorn

Hot gamer/nerdy girls; As rare as unicorns.
... Think Felicia Day! She's 100% team unicorn.
by spitfirex April 14, 2011
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unicorn wizard

"That guy is such a unicorn wizard".
by AnonymousScrub67 October 26, 2014
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Unicorn Area

It's actually the spot between your eyebrows where you would have a horn, were you a unicorn. Humorous in context because of its suggestive nature, even though its root meaning is quite innocent.
Person 1: I'm actually not that hot in my unicorn area.
Person 2: WTF?!

She was sweating profusely from her unicorn area because it was 100 degrees out.
by Rainalot_ February 20, 2010
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Unicorn Ambush

A "practical joke" or show of bromantic affection where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs that guy's genitals/penis (i.e. the unicorn's horn).
"Wow, I was just in the lobby and saw a drunk guy jump on another dude's back and grab his junk! He unicorn ambushed him in front of everyone!"
by Hola Gatino! October 14, 2008
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