Rice wife

Bad bitch

She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

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Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

by A mates wife August 8, 2019

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Berry Wife

A wife that is forced to anally and vaginally consume thousands of berries daily.

Tommy can’t wait to get home to his Berry Wife.

by Daniel_Lover March 10, 2022

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A girl you meet while drunk at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival and hold onto for the weekend. You have an amazing time, but it can be awkward when you wake up with her in a room full of strangers and don't remember how you got there.

Is that your girlfriend?

No, we met earlier tonight. That's my Stagecoach wife.

by Magic Don Ron June 16, 2016

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Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.

The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

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