croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.

Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!

by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Ninja spider

A very big fucking spider that runs like a fucking ninja

I just killed a fucking ninja spider

by PurpleOwl22 March 26, 2019

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.

*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!

by Santo Ananás September 25, 2018

speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

by chime57 November 3, 2010

Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web

Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019