Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024

Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022

Butter Knife Bitch

Someone who makes it out of the hood in pursuit of culinary aspirations. Usually someone not respected by the people they moved on from.

"Nah, Fuck Em'. He just a butter knife bitch."

by Bobby Womax January 6, 2023

Butter knife bitch

Someone who makes it out of the hood in pursuit of culinary aspirations. Usually an individual not respected by the people they moved on from.

"Nah, he just a butter knife bitch, man. Fuck Em'."

by Bobby Womax January 6, 2023

Biting the Knife

"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.

"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."

by leavingamark January 7, 2023

time knife

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.

You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?

by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023

Unlimited knife

Any large breed dog.

"Thats a nice unlimited knife, dont bite me"⁹

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023