J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.

Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.

by Webster138 October 26, 2008

Gate

The meeting of two straight men away from their girlfriends/ wives for the purpose of sharing platonic love through both open conversation and support. Western society does not accept this communial and vulnerable behavior amongst hetro-sexual men and often stereotypes it as homo-sexual or gay behavior; not that there is anything wrong with being gay and going on date.

Ned texted Davio and told him that his wife was at work and asked him for a gate at his apartment’s swimming pool.

by Robin B. Wonder November 5, 2017

Pulling A Gates

when someone becomes so crazily obsessed with someone they back stab their friends in order to spend more time with that person

By destroying all his friendships built up over many years, for the sake of being his girlfriend's bitch, josh was pulling a Gates.

by b-rainA May 11, 2010

gate

stupidly awkard yet at the same time very cool meaning of odd.

That douchebag is so gate!

by jaje January 21, 2009

Split gate

a slang for defloration

"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"

by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022

Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

The Gate

Slang term for Dhgate, a Chinese website known for selling replicas of popular items

John: Yo those are nice diors, where’d you get them from
James: Oh I got these from the gate

by Ethioyoshi October 20, 2025