Batch of Vegan Brownies

Explosive diarrhea that smells like rotting vegetables.

Man the last time I ate there I got a batch of vegan brownies.

by thescatman6586 April 5, 2010

clutching your brownies

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

brownie beast mode

The act of going literally insane over brownies. Similar to what the Cookie Monster looks like when eating cookies. Just chowin' down on those mofo'ing brownies, crumbs falling down your face and all. Don't stop until you're full.

"Yo, did you see JerBear in class today?"
"Yeah son--brownie beast mode was in full effect!"
"That guy goes crazy over brownies!"
"Yup, SA."

by BowseyLove September 12, 2013

mactown brownie smusher

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.

God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

by Warm_browniessprinkle24 April 20, 2014

Inverse brownie points

The bad credit generated from an unfavorable deed or action, often without intent...

I had a few too many at Dave's bucks party, passed out and peed in the bed while Jane was asleep next to me, serious inverse brownie points...

John accumulated further inverse brownie points by commenting that for a big girl, Sarah did not sweat much...

by Sebbo87 October 24, 2010

warm brownie surprize

While having anal sex you suddenly pop both your balls in her ass and bust a nut.

(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!

(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.

by Wild Turkey 101 October 26, 2007

Sour Melted Brownie

Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.

1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?

2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?

Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.

by The Ginger Bastard February 11, 2009