when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex
by lord black December 25, 2008
Get the vegas vortexmug. It’s the sore pussy you fly home from Vegas with. You feel it when you walk and know that you got plowed so many times that you won’t be able to fuck again for at least a week.
She told her girlfriends they barely left the room the whole time and she coming home with some Vegas pussy!
by Veep April 28, 2022
Get the Vegas pussymug. A person that acts tough but really a softy. This person has wonderful intentions, and is very nice. Doesn't like to show emotions and a horny, freaky fuck.
by Bruno aguston November 22, 2021
Get the Vegasmug. You know what it means.
by Tdog0304 March 9, 2023
Get the Leaning tower of Pisa and Luxor in vegasmug. A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. May 14, 2018
Get the dillon vegamug. When someone plans a spontaneous trip to Vegas specifically to preform anal sex for their first time on someone at random.
Josh: Hey bruh! We should get some of us together and go to Vegas!
Mike: Heck yeah! I’m in!
Random Guy: (interjects) I’ll go with you guys!!! I have always wanted to hoooo! And then While I’m there I can finally go f*** someone in the a**! I have never done that before. wouldn’t that be so cool to f*** someone in the a**!??
Josh: uh yeah… they call that the Vegas Rambler…
Mike: Heck yeah! I’m in!
Random Guy: (interjects) I’ll go with you guys!!! I have always wanted to hoooo! And then While I’m there I can finally go f*** someone in the a**! I have never done that before. wouldn’t that be so cool to f*** someone in the a**!??
Josh: uh yeah… they call that the Vegas Rambler…
by Finn Guhrme August 15, 2022
Get the Vegas Ramblermug. A reference to a certain alleged incident involving one of the most famous football players in history.
"Did you hear? Donald Trump has been accused of Ronaldo Vegasing at least 26 women!"
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."
by FatherStone March 27, 2025
Get the Ronaldo Vegasmug.