Twinkies

My favourite snack cake; golden sponge cakes with vanilla cream filling which are said to be able to survive a nuclear holocaust or an apocalypse. They are produced by Hostess in the United States and Vachon Inc. in Canada.

I disappeared faster than Twinkies at a fitness club

by PulverizedOats July 6, 2023

Twinkie

A guy who is several years older than his girlfriend.. (a reverse cougar)

Yah, I'm a twinkie, I'm dating a guy 15 years old than me.

by Trinamae October 31, 2014

Twinkie Schwenkie

Someone who is insane at clash. He is so good that he uses his 3rd leg to play while eating potato chips. Twinkie Schwenkie is king🙉❤️

Twinkie Schwenkie is the G.O.A.T

by Wiggerwirwa November 10, 2025

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

pinky twinkie

a bite sized penis,, or pinky-sized to be exact.

"He tried to fuck me but I couldn't feel anything because he has a pinky twinkie."

by Siairuh June 13, 2023

chocolicious Twinkie

noun

Similar to a Twinkie, the chocolicious Twinkie is yellow on the outside, but is chocolate on the inside.

A person who is ethnically Azn, but who acts black.

MC Jin is one chocolicious Twinkie!

by Zindagi September 8, 2010

Dirty twinkie

When you pull down your pants and show your ass as a joke and your homeboy sticks his dick in your ass

When your uncle shoves a twinkie up his ass then he takes it out off his ass with all the ass juices absorbed in the dirty twinkie and he shoves it in you while he is gagging you with his butt plug

by 0877kkh July 9, 2025