The Moon Effect

when boys or girls are only horny at night

Jack wanted to hook up with Kelly last night but she fell asleep and when she woke up he said "never mind I don't want to anymore don't tell anyone" guess it was the moon effect

by southwest September 12, 2016

moon crusher

A moon crusher is someone who anally penetrates others brutally or intensely.

In prison they called my dad the moon crusher

by Leonard skinhead March 3, 2019

race to the moon

A drinking game played much like wizard stick where the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the next beer until you have formed a staff like beer can structure. The game is finished when it has reached the ceiling. It adds structural support to any room, and can make for a non structurally sound stripper pole.

Derek have you won the race to the moon yet?

Not quite yet I'm almost there.

by K Wess April 14, 2010

moon boom

a particularly loud and obnoxious fart

after eating a can of beans and 3 burritos, i let off a moon boom

by G.PoPs January 5, 2010

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

Moon Daddy

1. Love of my life. My Goddess.
2. Perfection
3. My reason for existing

Moon Daddy is a blessing from above. The most gorgeous , caring, sweet, sexiest person on the planet.

"Man , I wish Moon Daddy would notice me"

by itstheboi July 2, 2021

Moon Junhui

He is the most good looking guy I've ever seen. He's also a very funny person, he has a cat like personality which for me is very cute. He likes playing with his phone alot. He's very caring to his members which makes him a perfect boyfriend. He doesn't talk that much but he's very funny and smart. He's amazing at dancing, singing, and acting. His weird antics never fails us to laugh he's such a lovely man I love him so much it sucks to think that he's the only one in the world if I have a chance to marry him i'll probably would not hesitate to give him all my love and attention.

"Junhui is such a cutie"
"I believe in Moon Junhui supremacy!"
"Junhui is such a talented person, he is not a bed so DON'T SLEEP on him"

by minsung lubog123 June 8, 2021