N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
Get the Jarred Lightmug. When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.
by hekisjlroishskls February 23, 2022
Get the Sar Jar Binksmug. Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024
Get the Eating mayonnaise out of the jarmug. 
What shouldn't be shoved into your rectum.
by Prostate Exam June 26, 2014
Get the jarmug. When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.
Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!
Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?
Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!
Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?
Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020
Get the jars my livermug.